The Republic of Gran Grenada is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The democratic population of 987 million Gran Grenadans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogota. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gran Grenadan economy, worth 36.0 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,495 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gran Grenada's national animal is the Condor Andino, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Gran Grenada is ranked 73,853^rd in the world and 1^st in Alesia for Safest, scoring 93.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.